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![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) pigjones helped me fill out the list. I came up with most of these last night while waiting for the birth, but didn't have a pen handy. I'm sure there's one or two I can't remember.
Top 10 things that shouldn't be said during a delivery:
10. *after a contraction*: That's for giving me that apple!
9. Anything from the Monty Python “Giving Birth skit” (Meaning of Life)
8. OWWWWWW! Paper cut!
7. There's the head....and another....and another....
6. OH! I see the head...hold on let me get a picture!
5. Hey! I'm going to get something to eat...you want something?
4. So, what else are you hiding in there?
3. It's a boy!....errr, and a girl!?
2. Who knew 'whack-a-mole' was such a loud game.
...and the #1 thing that shouldn't be said during a delivery.
You know...it's times like this I'm glad I'm a man.
EDIT: Dangit...sure enough, here's one I just remembered:
Can we hurry this along, the canes are playing in an hour!
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